I WOULD get the Swine Flu

I started feeling a bit like I am getting a cold a few days ago. This isnt terribly abnormal for me, so now i probably have the swine flu too-- which is fine. I am really glad that I am not in America, because I WOULD definetly get swine flu there. It seems to be spreading pretty quickly! I only get the news on my television, so all i hear all day long is about thr recession (I know IT ALLLLL people), and now the swine flu. Although I just heard that several French tourists are feeling symptoms.
I have been eating garlic 3 times a day -- yes raw full cloves, to help detox my stomach (I have a staph infection in my stomach-- no im not making it up). In the middle ages prisoners were forced to burry the dead from the plauge. They ate raw garlic in large quanities and none of them died from the plague (just from smelling gross- lol). So I might actually be safe from the Swine Flu. I can only imagine the CRAZY amount of people reporting to hospitals with the sniffles- lol. Any who, no one die, eat your garlic.

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